Arsenal (Doofy) vs PSG (SpongeBob)

No way PSG (SpongeBob) wins this at Arsenal (Doofy)'s ground. Devastating defeat... Final score: 0:2.

Neutral fan here - just want to see great football. Legendary performance! Expecting 3:0.

No way PSG (SpongeBob) wins this at Arsenal (Doofy)'s ground. That second half was insane! Final score: 0:1.

Dream match! Arsenal (Doofy) and PSG (SpongeBob) always deliver. Pure footballing magic! Gonna be 4:0.

Neutral fan here - just want to see great football. Goalkeeper was a wall! Expecting 2:3.

Dream match! Arsenal (Doofy) and PSG (SpongeBob) always deliver. Best game of the season! Gonna be 1:1.

My dad and I watch every Arsenal (Doofy) game together. Disappointing but we move on. Our prediction: 4:0.

My dad and I watch every Arsenal (Doofy) game together. Clinical finish from the lads! Our prediction: 0:2.

Been waiting for this fixture since the schedule dropped! Absolutely thrilling! Arsenal (Doofy) to win 3:1.

Been waiting for this fixture since the schedule dropped! Best game of the season! Arsenal (Doofy) to win 0:0.

If PSG (SpongeBob) play like they did last week, they've got a chance. Midfield dominated completely! Maybe 0:2?

If PSG (SpongeBob) play like they did last week, they've got a chance. Clinical finish from the lads! Maybe 1:2?

Local derby vibes! Arsenal (Doofy) vs PSG (SpongeBob) never disappoints. Can't believe what I just watched! I'll go 1:2.

Local derby vibes! Arsenal (Doofy) vs PSG (SpongeBob) never disappoints. Can't believe what I just watched! I'll go 3:3.

Watching from the pub on Oct 1 — pints and football! Best game of the season! Calling it 4:0.

First time watching Arsenal (Doofy) vs PSG (SpongeBob) live this season! Best game of the season! Prediction: 4:2.